From a book by Lynne Truss: A panda walks into a café. The panda eats a sandwich, pulls out a gun, and fires two shots into the air. "What did you do that for?" asks the manager.
Tossing a zoo guide in the manager's general direction, the panda says, "I'm a panda. Look it up." He leaves the café.
The manager opens the book up to the panda section and reads: "Panda. Native to Asia. Black and white. Eats, shoots and leaves."
No comments:
Post a Comment